im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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