I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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