Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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