seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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