so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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