Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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