Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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