ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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