OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
