Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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