Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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