Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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