People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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