Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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