apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Randomize
