we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
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So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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