We're like a lot better than the average bears
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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