i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
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I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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