Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Randomize
