My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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