Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
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I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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