Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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