I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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