Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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