I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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