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Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
The convent might be a nice break from real life
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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