First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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