Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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