Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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