I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
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If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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