he puts the penis in happiness.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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