would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
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I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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