i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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