Im at strip club and am horny
I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Even my vagina gasped.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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