A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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