wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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