the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
