oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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