Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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