Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
You dont lie about slip and slides
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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