i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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