So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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I fill condoms, not promises.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize