jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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