that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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