is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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