I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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