normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
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Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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