Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
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I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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