Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.