my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
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I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
The power of my boobs compel you
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened