Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
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I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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