her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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