I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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