found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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