I just saw a hot homeless man
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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