My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
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Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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