My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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