I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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